That day she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “as you wish,” what he meant was “I love you.” And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.
This movie makes me fucking cry at some parts, and I really really want someone to date me, and yeah.
favorite movie ever.
(Source: lasagnasdelrey, via nattiephil)
I had a one night stand recently and these are the boxers I wore. I had no idea I was going to have sex that night siigghhhhh
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
Sorry, but what;s the difference between transexual and transgender?
transsexuals hang from the ceiling and transgenders grow up from the ground